Waxing up the springs, trap a muskrat
Lightning bugs meet a whiffle ball bat
Kick an ant hill, bag a tent worm
Magnifying glass and they’re all gonna burn
Nine duster packed up polished and blue
Twisted man headin out lookin for food
Two chamber magazine and full auto load
Hopin he can find him something close to the road
(Where the dawn of the day meets the middle of the night)
Lincoln log jail for the katydid law
Firecracker cell brake musta killed them all
Badminton racket dice a locust into bits
Frogs will quit chirping if the BB hits
Melt the army men the GI Joe’s
Wonder how the Barbie looks without no clothes
Train wrecks and car wrecks never fails
Pipe bomb to locomotive off its rails
Oliver Twisted, Oliver Twisted
Lordy so ornery
Backside is blistered
Oliver Twisted
Mad as the Dickens
He’s Oliver Twisted, Oliver Twisted
Stuck in the mud and we try to dislodge
When it comes to the law man we artfully dodge
Candle still burns both ends are in sight,
Where the dawn of the day meets the middle of the night
(Where the dawn of the day meets the middle of the night)
(Where the dawn of the day solves the riddle of the night)
Oliver Twisted, Oliver Twisted
Lordy so ornery
Backside was blistered
Oliver Twisted
Mad as the Dickens
He’s Oliver Twisted, Oliver Twisted
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