Saw you come through them swingin' doors
Had'em hangin on ya,
Couldn't hold one more
You walked by with a silly grin
They were kissin' all over your chinny chin chin

Chorus:
Eugene you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene you genius
Could you teach me
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It's more than the way you comb your hair
That's makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare
Tell me Eugene I just gotta know
Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store

It is something that you tell'em
Love letters that you mail-em
Your secrets safe with me
To get those kind of glances
Do you have to take classes
For a master romeo degree