If you want to cuddle in the moonlight
And whisper, "ain’t love grand"
If you want someone to buy that sweet talk
That you guys all love to spout
Baby, count me out
If you want to dance cheek to cheek
Then go home and talk all night long
If you want to send somebody flowers
And share a stupid song
If you want a woman who believes that
You’re what her life’s all about
Baby, count me out
I’ve been there
I’ve done that
It’s nowhere
It’s old hat
Forget those thoughts you’re thinking, mister
And just regard me as your sister
If you want to send valentines
If you want to write poetry
Here’s a little change; go call somebody
Who doesn’t look like me
And if you’ve got plans to fall in love
Without a shadow of a doubt
Baby, count me out
That's what I said
I said baby, count me out
Hound dog
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