Spoken: Natural law is predictable and clear, but not here. Step into the mystery spot. You sir and you ma'am! it's all inside.
Come along and dance, dance, dance! Come along and dance to the mystery spot polka. Scientific evidence can't explain the dance It's called the mystery spot polka. Poltergeists or polka guys Let the spirits rise, supernatural as can be Come along and dance, dance, dance Feels as if the house repealed the laws of gravity.
Come along and dance, dance, dance Come along and dance to the mystery spot polka Come along and play the game Indeed without a name It's the mystery spot polka Mysteries will be revealed Wheel within a wheel in a machinery of grace Every spot's a mystery spot Planet earth's a polka dot A-spin in outer space.
Spoken: This way to the egress, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for your kind attention. Watch your step, please.