I wanted to live in a land of the bottoms but
Momma said no
I wanted to dance in the bottomly fields but
Momma said noooooooooooo
She said noooooooooo
And now I can't goooooooo
to laugh in the land where
the bottoms run free
She said nooooo
And now my heart is soggy inside of me
Cos' I knooooooooooooow
I won/t ever knoooooooooooooow
the joys the bums can give
So I sit in my room
With the music up loud
And I want to know
why
Theres a knock at the door
It's momma with my underwear
My bottom can't be free
Anymore
She said noooooooo
And now I can't gooooooooo
To the land where
The bottoms run freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee