We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
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We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
They saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It wasn't a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Rock lobster
Rock lobster

ROCK LOBSTER

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'