I got a little monkey
His name is Jingy
His first name's Paulo
Middle name is Joe

I call him Paulo Joe Jingy
He's my little monkey
He crawls on my back
And makes himself at home

I got a little monkey
His name is Jingy
He's a pretty little monkey's
Got teeth like dimes
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They shine like diamonds
There in the moonlight
They cool my skin
And cut me to the bone

I got a little monkey
His name is Jingy
I got him buried in the backyard
Underneath the onion tree

I can hear him scratching
I can hear him laughing
I can hear him coming on after me
Oh Jingy Jingy Jingy won't you let me sleep
But Jingy Jingy Jingy'll never let me be