Hey! Da dee dada dee da da! Ha ha! Hey there sprinkle genies! This is Rip Taylor Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population? `bout half, up to here. Haha hey! Hah! Whoo! With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees? But seriously! Don't you think it's time we had a female president? Tatta ta too tatas? Big jugs, get it? Hello Dolly. Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me? Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting! Baba bing bangs? Please, what am I doing here? "Why the hell would a comedic virtuoso like Rip Taylor, want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch goblins, the Bloodhound Gang?" You're probably a'saying to yourself, Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple... Hahaha. American cashito, dollareenies, no checks! Oooh. Oh, I'm getting moist! They paid me you hiney hobbits, why else? I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me, but they are a bunch of knuckleheads!