Happy holidays, you bastard



It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts,

I hate, hate, hate your guts,

And I'll never talk to you again,

Unless your dad will suck me off

I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again,

I'll never talk to you again



It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs

It`s labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs

And he shit shit shit his pants.

He always fuckin' shits his pants

And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off

I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again,

I'll never talk to you again