Well I walk in to the room Passin out hundred dollar bills And it kills and it thrills Like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of Crown And everybody gettin down in this town It sint never gonna be the same
Chours: Cuz I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lotta noise Cuz the girls they are so pretty Ridin up and down Broadway on my old stu Leroy And the girls say Save a Horse ride a cowboy (everybody says) Save a horse ride a cowboy
Well I don't give a dang About nothin I'm singin and bling-blingin While the girls are drinkin Long Necks Down
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade Or your Freak Parade I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
Well I'm a thourghbred That's what she said In the back of my truckbed As I was gettin buzzed on suds Out on some back Country road We were flyin high As fine as wine Havin ourselves a Big and Rich time And I was goin just about as far as sh'd let me go But her evaluation Of my cowboy reputation Had me beggin for salvation all night long So I took her out giggin frogs Introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of And we made love!