Jake: I wish I didn't make that bet
Thats not the guy I want to be
If I could just turn back the clock
Then Janey would still be with me

Janey: Tell me mom, what should I do?
I love this boy but he has been untrue

Jake: I'll do my best to make things right

Janey: I wish we could resolve this fight

Jake: It could happen...
Janey: It could happen!

Jake + Janey: At the prom tonight!

Mitch: I'm gettin' pussy no matter what!

Bruce: Even if its with dirty slut!

Ox: True love is what I want the most!

Cook: I just jerked off in your french toast!

Catherine: So what if we have the same mother...
Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother...

Priscilla: In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom!

Mr. Briggs: I've been in institutions since my first year in Nam!

Austin: I'm takin Janey to the prom and she doesn't know why!

Malik: I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy! Hey! Look Out!

Janey: I have no money, I have to make my own dress...Aah Aah!

Areola: Look at me, my breasts are perky! Yes!

Jake: I'm gonna win her back no matter what it takes!

Janey: Here I go, I gonna forget about Jake!

All: Prom tonight, do do do do-do
prom tonight, do do do do-do
prom tonight, do do do do-do
Oh........

All: Its gonna happen...
Its gonna happen...
happen...
happen...
happen...At the Prom.....TONIGHT!
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/ben+folds+five/prom+tonight_20543743.html ]