Steve had a big commotion Didn't need no suntan lotion He was doing fine with what he had And off his melting jaw All the wonderful things he saw And the free hair growing on his sandwich He looked out on the fairground With the spinning things spinning all around And he felt the food going down and coming back And on top of the ferris wheel He threw up on the heel Of the beautiful girl who was laughing There must have been some pizza And there must have been some fries And there must have been some tequila Must have been some wine. There must have been some falafels And there must have been some beer And there must have been some bagels You could see it so clear. And there must have been some pickles And there must have been some sauerkraut And there must have been some catfish When he laid his burden down Pineapples, mangoes, cottage cheese and caramel candy Garlic, spam and kool-aid Bananas, fudge, popcorn, catsup and mustard Oh, he really threw up! he threw up all over the place! He really threw it! he got really sick Steve threw up! Na na na, na na na Etc.