(distorted repeated background theme: "Barukh Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha-Olam") (spoken) That's the holiday... That's the Hanukkah robot funk (ba-rum-pa-pum-pum uh.) Right about now... Gonna drop some Hanukkah science Yeah, hmm, uh--this is it... I press a button make the gentleman cry I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry I funk this joint and check out holiday gear The system booming strictly Pioneer Under the rear Bringing a tear I turn it out in a holiday mode Safe like a seatbelt in a Volvo Keeping it real like a spray-snow tree We'll shut it down harmoniously Rockin' softly 808 beats (rap) I get this shit lit like a menorah Funk so illegal I think I might need a lawyer Not a firestarter but my beats get hotter Even amount like an allowance (??) Footwear riot (??) New Balance Hanukkah pimp on a check Like a micro rock(??) gettin' in a sweat (??) Neal's mackin' track Ejaculatin' on buffet tables and record labels Willin' and able Bring my funk in place of each beat (???) Lifestyles of the slick and sleazy Spin around and around like a dreidel Kind of science that puts you back in the cradle Shit, sometimes this track's so poignant Somebody please pass me some kind of ointment Put these rhymes together like a thief Clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf Dropping science, you don't even know what hits you Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah (background: "His Eminence is gay.") I get down, I get down, I get down all the way Yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhhhhh I get down, I get down, I get down all the way, etc. Hanukkah pimp [x20] Pimpin'!!!!