I kicked out of the surfAnd stuck my board in the sandAnd then up in my woodyTo a hamburger standAnd when I got backMy nine five board was goneShe said yeah she said(finders keepers)Finders keepers(losers weepers)Losers weepers(finders keepers)Finders keepersFinders keepersLosers weepersI saw a hodaddyPaddlin’ out by the pierWell he musta got my board’cause mine isn’t hereBut I know how to fix himI’ll just raise that meatball flagHe said yeah he said(finders keepers)Finders keepers(losers weepers)Losers weepers(finders keepers)Finders keepersFinders keepersLosers weepersHe took off on a swellWhen he saw the flagHe’s just a crazy hodaddyPullin’ some kind of gagHe went over the fallsAnd now my board’sComing back to meI said yes I said(finders keepers)Finders keepers(losers weepers)Losers weepers(finders keepers)Finders keepersFinders keepersLosers weepers(that’ll teach him to mess with my boardNext pass next time...)