[Cartman]
You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.

[Kyle]
Shut up Cartman!

[Cartman]
Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid bit...

[Kyle]
Don't say it Cartman!

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!

[Kyle]
Don't do it Cartman!

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!

[Kyle]
I'm warning you!

[Cartman]
Okay, okay...

[Kyle]
I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a...

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle]
Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin' like this!

(Cartman & kids in various languages)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!

[Stan]
Uh, Cartman...

[Cartman]
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!

I really mean it Kyle's mom!
She's a big fat, fuckiiin' biiiiiitch,
Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa...

What?

Oh, fuck...
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Kyles Mom Lyrics

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