Doctor
[speaking]youve just ended a long relationship, is that correct?
Barbra
Yeah, it was just one of those things...
Doctor
One of those bells?
Barbra
Yeah, that now and then rings!
Doctor
Have you ever been in therapy before?
Barbra
Have I ever been in therapy before? well, before my last two doctors, I was into bioenergetics and biofeedback and now Im really fascinated by jung, you know, the collective unconsc
The archetypal triangle father/mother/child, that all comes down to that, doesnt it?
Doctor
Yes, it does...i would think all the different types of therapy must have must have been very confusing...
Barbra
Yeah, with all the transference and conter-transference.
Sometimes I dont know whether Im the patient or the doctor!
Barbra
-hello!
-who are you?
-Im dr. lowenstein!
-what kind of show do I have to put on for you?
-whats bothering you?
-i dont know!
-can you tell anything good about your parents?
-are you crazy?
-so you feel that your mother betrayed you?
-doctor, about the cigarettes...
-youre changing the subject again!
-who are you?
-my name is melinda!
-i beg your pardon!
-no, we still have a few moments!
-do you guys still work on commission?
-i charge u$150 an hour!
-are you crazy?
-no, no, Im normal, I swear!
-i dont know what normal is!
-good!
-were on the right track!
-times up!
-did I do all right?
-you can go now!
-so long, doctor!
-see you later!
Barbra
I dont care if youre the patient or the doctor, relationships are difficult to have. I guess the only good thing about unrequited love is that its been the inspiration for some of the greates
Gs ever written. like this next song by harold arlen and ira gershwin.