Doctor[speaking]youâ€™ve just ended a long relationship, is that correct? BarbraYeah, it was just one of those things...DoctorOne of those bells? BarbraYeah, that now and then rings!DoctorHave you ever been in therapy before? BarbraHave I ever been in therapy before? well, before my last two doctors, I was into bioenergetics and biofeedback and now Iâ€™m really fascinated by jung, you know, the collective unconscThe archetypal triangle father/mother/child, that all comes down to that, doesnâ€™t it? DoctorYes, it does...i would think all the different types of therapy must have must have been very confusing...BarbraYeah, with all the transference and conter-transference.Sometimes I donâ€™t know whether Iâ€™m the patient or the doctor!Barbra-hello!-who are you? -Iâ€™m dr. lowenstein!-what kind of show do I have to put on for you? -whatâ€™s bothering you? -i donâ€™t know!-can you tell anything good about your parents? -are you crazy? -so you feel that your mother betrayed you? -doctor, about the cigarettes...-youâ€™re changing the subject again!-who are you? -my name is melinda!-i beg your pardon!-no, we still have a few moments!-do you guys still work on commission? -i charge u$150 an hour!-are you crazy? -no, no, Iâ€™m normal, I swear!-i donâ€™t know what normal is!-good!-weâ€™re on the right track!-timeâ€™s up!-did I do all right? -you can go now!-so long, doctor!-see you later!BarbraI donâ€™t care if youâ€™re the patient or the doctor, relationships are difficult to have. I guess the only good thing about unrequited love is that itâ€™s been the inspiration for some of the greatesGs ever written. like this next song by harold arlen and ira gershwin.