Kate monster:
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.

Nicky:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

Princeton:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far! "

All:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!

Princeton:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...

Nicky:
Or get into a play...

Kate monster:
Or change my major...

Princeton:
Or fuck my T. A.

All:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A. M. Before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

Princeton:
I wish I could go back to college!

All:
How do I go back to college?!
Ahhhh...

Princeton:
I wish I had taken more pictures.

Nicky:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."

All:
"These kids are so much younger than me."
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