A man's a man an a' that, A whisky's a whisky an a' that
Any whisky is good whisky, Just get me a double please
From the bar... Right now... Thank you
I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
He came up to me and said
"Gimme a whisky"
As I think it had all got too much
But what could I do so I got him that whisky
As I think it had all got too much
I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (in a bucket)
A man's a man an a' that, A whisky's a whisky an a' that
Any whisky is good whisky, Just get me a treble please
From the bar... Right now... Thank you
What would you do if you couldn't get whisky?
What would you do without the crutch (not a cup)
Wouldn't life just be too tough without whisky?
Wouldn't it just be too much? (in a bucket)
He came up to me and said
"Gimme a whisky"
As I think it had all got too much
You'll bury your head and
You'll drown in that whisky
Cos I think he had got out of touch
Oh my head!
My head's killing me man!
It must have been all that whisky that I drank...
It's loupin' I'm not jokin'
I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (in a bucket)
A man's a man an a' that, A whisky's a whisky an a' that
Any whisky is good whisky, Just get me a quadruple please
From the bar... Right now... Thank you
I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (in a bucket)
I need whisky
Gimme whisky
I need whisky
Gimme whisky Now!