"I can make a bigger splash than you!
Oh yeah?Give it a shot!
Can Opener!!(Splash)
Whoah!That was huge!!
You go.Ahh...Jacknife!!
That was a dud,Jimmy.
Shut up,Tracy.You shut up!
(Door Opens)Lunchtime,Kids!!
All right!
I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantalope
I figured you could eat a little and then play with your cock n balls
I'm just gonna eat,Mom.
Ok.
Slow down Jimmy,you're gonna choke.
I'm hungry!
Put down your sandwich and play with your cock n balls
Pace yourself.
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