Well, down at the factory, Im never late
Im a mild mannered man who pulls his weight
I give a hundred percent, I dont ever stop
til friday evening when I punch that clock
Then I disappear until the weekends through
And youll never guess who I turn into
Im a honky-tonk superman
Ready or not, Im back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
Im a honky-tonk superman
Thats who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-tonkin superman
Everybodys waiting for my next move
Last night I broke the record for acting a fool
My favorite waitress said I went a little too far
When I came roller skating down the top of the bar
Now, dont blame me for just having fun
The never should have bet me that it couldnt be done
(cause)
Im a honky-tonk superman
Ready or not, Im back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
Im a honky-tonk superman
Thats who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-tonkin superman
Hey, look up there on the neon sign
Its a bird, its a plane, lord, hes lost his mind
Oh, its just honky-tonk superman
Ready or not, Im back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
Whoa, yeah, Im a honky-tonk superman
Yeah, thats who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin superman
Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman