Another day
Another wepage
I'm trapped inside this cyber ratcage
I'm getting on to check my mail
Who needs freinds when you have aol

I'm a jerk, a loser, a fag, an asshole
A roody poopoo candy ass superlamo
Nobody likes me Nobody Likes me

Its friday night and I'm going online
Gonna find a girl and make her all mine
She can be fat she can be ugly
I don't really care cause I'm feeling kind of lonely

My name is jeff
Listen to my band
I'm 14 and I'm your biggest fan
I just want you to know if we went out on a date
Id get arrested for saturratorial rape

Its friday night and I'm going online
Gonna find a girl and make her all mine
She can be fat she can be ugly
I don't really care cause I'm feeling kind of lonely

Its friday night I'm going online... Yea (x2)

Wanna cyber.... Can't wait to meet ya!
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